CHRIS: I like the police sketches
YADDY: What about it?
CHRIS: I like police sketches.
YADDY: Do you wish you’d made an appointment?
CHRIS: No, I’d feel self-conscious.
YADDY: Why, they’re not drawing you.
CHRIS: I don’t want to sit so close to some guy. That would make me feel self-conscious.
YADDY: What if you don’t remember your first love all that well and when you describe them to the artist the drawing comes out all fucked up looking?
CHRIS: That’s the point.
"First Love" by Rivane Neuenschwander: the museum-goers make an appointment, come in and describe their first love to a police sketch artist.